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this started off as an art blog but i, being the self-deprecating™ person i am, deleted everything & settled down with reblogging all kinds of shit here. come laugh (& cry) with me. instagram: @hafsaashfaqq

1. thugilly:

   gaymilesedgeworth:

   i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once
   

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   its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

   

   

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5. Anonymous asked: Would you rather... being sexually attracted to fruits, or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?

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   carryonmywaywardpineapple:

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   The more I think about this the less sure I am of my answer

   Bitch this ain’t hard. Do you wanna meet someone with a child and try to eat that shit?

   cant be gettin bonners every time I get groceries, meat doesn’t belong in the produce section

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8. • what she says: I'm fine
   • what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

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9. hill-creature:

   mika-3mk29a:

   idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like
   it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand
   so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

   This perfectly describes what is wrong with our education system

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12. itsagifnotagif:

    Moaning how tired I am knowing full well I am going to be up till at least 2am on my laptop

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13. itsagifnotagif:

    Breakfast is the most important meal of the day I tell everyone after forgetting to eat till 6pm

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15. gnarly:

    Officer: are you aware how fast you were going?

    Me: Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…

    Officer: omg add me

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